(I work in an ice cream shop. Our chocolate shakes are made with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce, rather than chocolate ice cream.)
Me: ?Hello, ma?am, how can I help you today??
Customer: ?Can I get a large chocolate shake??
Me: ?Certainly, ma?am.?
Customer: ?Make sure it?s not too heavy on the chocolate!?
(I make the shake, using about half the usual amount of chocolate sauce, and hand it to the woman.)
Customer: *doesn?t even taste the shake* ?No, no, this is way too much chocolate! I needed EASY chocolate.?
(I remake the shake, using only about a quarter of the usual amount. Again, I hand it to the customer, who glances at it without tasting it.)
Customer: *condescendingly* ?Are you even listening to me? I?m a diabetic. I can not have too much sugar! Is that really too much to ask??
(I make the shake a third time, this time adding no chocolate sauce whatsoever. I hand her the shake.)
Customer: *tastes her chocolateless chocolate shake* ?THERE, that?s perfect. Was that really so hard?!?
Source: http://notalwaysright.com/theres-no-amounting-for-taste/21487
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